this tumblr is for wasting time when i don't want to do anything productive
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
who am i shaving for
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real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.
I stopped reading at “real women”
you should have kept reading
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this is still my favorite tweet of all time
I just cackled for at least a solid minute.
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RAISE UR HAND IF U’VE BEEN PERSONALLY VICTIMISED BY DOCTOR WHO
can we just appreciate for a second how people were saying Clara was “too special” and they were sick of “special” companions when really she was just an ordinary girl who was brave and decided to save her friend
apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed
because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream